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EmileZ April 14, 2014 at 3:26 am A pirate walks into a bar… The bartender looks at him and says “Why on earth do you have that steering wheel sticking out of your pants Mr. pirate?” The pirate replies “Arrr, It’s drivin’ me nuts”
Glenn April 5, 2014 at 12:12 am Mantis is lucky to be sitting in front of his beer. When a mantis falls for that special lady he’s bound to lose his head. In that moment of ecstasy its not scratches on his back, but his head that gets bitten off. Another strike against God, that sick humored joker that he would be if he was.
A pirate walks into a bar…
The bartender looks at him and says “Why on earth do you have that steering wheel sticking out of your pants Mr. pirate?”
The pirate replies “Arrr, It’s drivin’ me nuts”
Amen!
Mantis is lucky to be sitting in front of his beer.
When a mantis falls for that special lady he’s bound to lose his head.
In that moment of ecstasy its not scratches on his back, but his head that gets bitten off.
Another strike against God, that sick humored joker that he would be if he was.
Those «inscrutable ways» again….
Henri
Hahahaha. Thanks for sharing .be well