Well, it’s finally here! For those of you who waited so patiently for a version of my new book, WARNING! Graphic Content, to be published non-virtually as something with pages, heft and scent, that you could hold and caress and set out proudly on your coffee table next to Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Paul ‘Fotie’ Photenhauer and Extraordinary Chickens by Stephen Green-Armytage, the trio of titles calmly murmuring to onlookers in a voice bordering on an incoherent whisper, “I’m desperate for love – now where’s that bone saw, shovel and rope…?”
Anyway, the new version is a 2nd edition and contains more images and written content than were included with the electronic version. It is also massive in size and, because it is published by a leading academic press and has beautiful color reproductions, it is also a tad pricey compared to what is typically available from a commercial press. That said, it is guaranteed to make you whip smart and irresistible to anybody previously turned off by the notion that they could love you just for your body.
So buy the book and help a brother out by reviewing it on Amazon! I’ve gotten a gut crapload (Amish phrase meaning motherfucking shitload) of positive emails and reviews from readers and critics but only open-mouthed gaping on Amazon, as if staring at something patently offensive will shame it into being less so – it won’t. Say something, for Yuck is not a 4-letter turd. Dig it.
I don’t know about you fellas, but I thought Mark Harmon was absolutely fantastic in “The Deliberate Stranger”. I was particularly intrigued by the introduction of computer-based crime-fighting solutions. (For more on the introduction of computer-based crime-fighting solutions, read “Baader-Meinhof: The Inside Story Of The R.A.F.”)
On another note, I was also intrigued by the similarities between Bundy (as portrayed in the made-for-TV-movie) and recent Democrat presidents thought and speech patterns.