Here is the question that all the pundits and pollsters and FiveThirtyEight.com and Nate Silver and The Economist and the whole intellectual community is pondering over tonight. Just listen to them all say it “We don’t know why, but mail in ballots are 70% for Biden and 30% to Trump.” And I now present the simple answer as a joke.
Question: Why did Democrats vote predominantly by mail whenever possible this year?
Answer: Because they presumed that voting in person doubled one’s chances of getting COVID.
And yes, Fuck Trump.
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Question: And when will we know that Biden won the election?
Answer: At about 3 am EST when the equation
(Number of Votes Biden Less Number of Votes Trump) = – 0.4414 * (Number of Uncounted Ballots) + 42544
crosses the x-intercept for Pennsylvania OR
(Number of Votes Biden Less Number of Votes Trump) = – 0.3412 * (Number of Uncounted Ballots) + 2812.7
crosses the x-intercept for Georgia OR
give or take a few hours past midnight on Friday November 6, 2020
Glenn
Vote for evil, get evil.
Nothing worse than voting for something you don’t want and then getting it.
Who can you blame for getting what you voted for?
I’d rather vote for what I want and not get it than vote for what I don’t want and get it.
Jordan
me, me, me. Are you of the boomer generation?
Linda
Farts don’t last very long! I’ve got enough sandwiches for a lifetime from the last 4 years of Trump’s shit, which predictably tastes like something between bat shit and KFC.
Julia Fox
Triple Decker Shit Sandwich on Heart Healthy Bread? I’ll stick with a fart in a jar.
Here is the question that all the pundits and pollsters and FiveThirtyEight.com and Nate Silver and The Economist and the whole intellectual community is pondering over tonight. Just listen to them all say it “We don’t know why, but mail in ballots are 70% for Biden and 30% to Trump.” And I now present the simple answer as a joke.
Question: Why did Democrats vote predominantly by mail whenever possible this year?
Answer: Because they presumed that voting in person doubled one’s chances of getting COVID.
And yes, Fuck Trump.
Question: And when will we know that Biden won the election?
Answer: At about 3 am EST when the equation
(Number of Votes Biden Less Number of Votes Trump) = – 0.4414 * (Number of Uncounted Ballots) + 42544
crosses the x-intercept for Pennsylvania OR
(Number of Votes Biden Less Number of Votes Trump) = – 0.3412 * (Number of Uncounted Ballots) + 2812.7
crosses the x-intercept for Georgia OR
give or take a few hours past midnight on Friday November 6, 2020
Vote for evil, get evil.
Nothing worse than voting for something you don’t want and then getting it.
Who can you blame for getting what you voted for?
I’d rather vote for what I want and not get it than vote for what I don’t want and get it.
me, me, me. Are you of the boomer generation?
Farts don’t last very long! I’ve got enough sandwiches for a lifetime from the last 4 years of Trump’s shit, which predictably tastes like something between bat shit and KFC.
Triple Decker Shit Sandwich on Heart Healthy Bread? I’ll stick with a fart in a jar.