Fuck Thanksgiving. I’ve always hated the lie it is based around, which you so eloquently flesh out for us, Fish.
Your prize for being a good citizen and buying as many bullshit Hallmark cards you can hold and eating an obscene amount of food is…OMG COVID. WINNERS!
You also won the right to burn and eat every lying history book, and “religious book” you can find for dessert.
Have fun, try not to hand out any COVID blankies and binkies to your best brown friends.
G
Happy Thanksgiving!
The ring reminds me of a toilet wax like thing of a previous reminds me of a joins the base of a toilet with the shit pipe, with the addition of a bulge that is about to leak, or perhaps a herniated disk that is about to burst.
Wish you were here to enjoy the festivities yesterday with us. There was talk celebrated intensely about where are the many cups and saucers were stashed, pumpkin pie food fight turned tasty, sanely, with only one insane ramble about an historic figure who went from village to greatness and a tycoon who went from great shit hole to 18 holes. I personally whispered thoughts that would have been awesome, as I secretly stuff the lately discovered giblets bag below other refuge in the trash. We were mandarins of our own world in a foreign land-locked away.
We never once talked about the meaning of this day, which should be renamed to something more like Eat with Joe Day without the horror and embarrassment of what our father’s mother’s father’s mother’s father did to them there.
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“So…get in the kitchen, woman !”
David Sommers
The Australians are thankful that they only got the convicts
Fuck Thanksgiving. I’ve always hated the lie it is based around, which you so eloquently flesh out for us, Fish.
Your prize for being a good citizen and buying as many bullshit Hallmark cards you can hold and eating an obscene amount of food is…OMG COVID. WINNERS!
You also won the right to burn and eat every lying history book, and “religious book” you can find for dessert.
Have fun, try not to hand out any COVID blankies and binkies to your best brown friends.
Happy Thanksgiving!
The ring reminds me of a toilet wax like thing of a previous reminds me of a joins the base of a toilet with the shit pipe, with the addition of a bulge that is about to leak, or perhaps a herniated disk that is about to burst.
Wish you were here to enjoy the festivities yesterday with us. There was talk celebrated intensely about where are the many cups and saucers were stashed, pumpkin pie food fight turned tasty, sanely, with only one insane ramble about an historic figure who went from village to greatness and a tycoon who went from great shit hole to 18 holes. I personally whispered thoughts that would have been awesome, as I secretly stuff the lately discovered giblets bag below other refuge in the trash. We were mandarins of our own world in a foreign land-locked away.
We never once talked about the meaning of this day, which should be renamed to something more like Eat with Joe Day without the horror and embarrassment of what our father’s mother’s father’s mother’s father did to them there.
“So…get in the kitchen, woman !”
The Australians are thankful that they only got the convicts