Welcome to the weather forecast for this Sunday, the 18th Day of the month of April!
Now, in the north of the country, it’s very windy and cold. There is a chance of some rain too, so don’t leave home without your umbrella! And you’ll want to wear your kevlar vest to shield from those sideways stinging drops of hot iron. The temperature is around 50º F, 10º centigrade, with centigrade used everywhere else where kevlar is not used.
In the east it’s rainy all day today, I’m afraid. But not as afraid as you are if you forgot to where your kevlar vest in the US, where we’ve had 50 mass shootings sonce the Atlanta massacre a few weeks ago.
There may be a thunderstorm in the afternoon. The temperature is a bit higher, around 13º centigrade, and it’s just nice to use centigrade given the association of F and sideways stinging pellets of hot iron and lead in the US. It’s like F, we are Fucked.
In the west and middle of the country, the weather is dry but cloudy. So no rain for you, except the potential for sideways lead and iron raining from the mentally ill, but it is quite windy and
the temperature is just 10º centigrade.
The south of the country has the best weather today. It’s cloudy most of the time but sunny this afternoon. The temperature is around 15º. Try to avoid exposure from the heat of the sun and the heat of the lead flying sideways from Orlando through New Orleans.
Joe Cop
Stop covering your hand up with the other hand. What are you hiding? And the fear you are displaying is making all us cops nervous.
We would be much more reasonable if you would just stand your ground and display confidence. You could ask what’s up with the gun and negotiate this encounter with American pride.
Instead, you are making this much harder and drawn out then it has to be. It could be a simple 30 minute stop, search,
spray mace
in your face,
demand you get out and show your hands, and not show your hands while you unbuckle, and then let us intimidate you a while at the back of the vehicle, and press you to get you to make a mistake on body cam film.
But instead you got to do the fear thing, and cover your hand with your other hand. You know? What’s up with that?
And we get it. You know, the whole race thing. Sure, we get that all the time. Ok, ok.
Welcome to the weather forecast for this Sunday, the 18th Day of the month of April!
Now, in the north of the country, it’s very windy and cold. There is a chance of some rain too, so don’t leave home without your umbrella! And you’ll want to wear your kevlar vest to shield from those sideways stinging drops of hot iron. The temperature is around 50º F, 10º centigrade, with centigrade used everywhere else where kevlar is not used.
In the east it’s rainy all day today, I’m afraid. But not as afraid as you are if you forgot to where your kevlar vest in the US, where we’ve had 50 mass shootings sonce the Atlanta massacre a few weeks ago.
There may be a thunderstorm in the afternoon. The temperature is a bit higher, around 13º centigrade, and it’s just nice to use centigrade given the association of F and sideways stinging pellets of hot iron and lead in the US. It’s like F, we are Fucked.
In the west and middle of the country, the weather is dry but cloudy. So no rain for you, except the potential for sideways lead and iron raining from the mentally ill, but it is quite windy and
the temperature is just 10º centigrade.
The south of the country has the best weather today. It’s cloudy most of the time but sunny this afternoon. The temperature is around 15º. Try to avoid exposure from the heat of the sun and the heat of the lead flying sideways from Orlando through New Orleans.
Stop covering your hand up with the other hand. What are you hiding? And the fear you are displaying is making all us cops nervous.
We would be much more reasonable if you would just stand your ground and display confidence. You could ask what’s up with the gun and negotiate this encounter with American pride.
Instead, you are making this much harder and drawn out then it has to be. It could be a simple 30 minute stop, search,
spray mace
in your face,
demand you get out and show your hands, and not show your hands while you unbuckle, and then let us intimidate you a while at the back of the vehicle, and press you to get you to make a mistake on body cam film.
But instead you got to do the fear thing, and cover your hand with your other hand. You know? What’s up with that?
And we get it. You know, the whole race thing. Sure, we get that all the time. Ok, ok.
yeah, no joke
SHOOT
that’s a great one