Guess what? Baby Jesus is being born and you’re invited to the party! What are you going to bring Him? There are only 3 things mentioned on His Elfster page and none of them sound all that great: 1) Frankincense 2) myrrh and 3) a water pistol that a woozy teenager who hears voices can use to keep donkeys and cats away from a sweaty placenta.
Why not get Him something He can actually use? How about introducing Him to artwork that advances the tenets of radical humanism? Why not give him some signed prints, silkscreens, books or an award-winning documentary that just might inspire Him to proclaim His profound love for humankind in a way sure to make politicians and religious zealots hate His guts and want to kill Him! It’s likely He’ll eventually be looking for a career path, anyway, and this shit just might be the push He needs to escape the tedium of carpentry and point Him in the direction of show business!
In other words, time to buy any signed Mr. Fish cartoon you want and give it as a gift to whomever you think might be deserving this holiday season. Order now and I’ll ship the goods to you before Christmas. HERE’S where you go for prints, silkscreens, music and the documentary! And HERE’S where you go to support Mr. Fish on Patreon for as little as a $1 a month! Dig it!