I have a Uterus Ex. I removed the living Uterus Rex when I realized we were constantly at war with one another. Thankfully the Supreme Court of Despicable Trump Toadies haven’t seen fit to outlaw a hysterectomy. They’ll get there.
I have my Uterus Ex stabbed through on a pike which I display in my front garden. It has the MoveOn sticker, “Hands Off Our Bodies” right at the tIp of spike. The instructions on the back of the sticker instruct you to show it ofF proudly. And proud I am.
It makes for phenomenal conversation starters and unyielding dog yelping for anybody walking their dog past my beautifully manicured garden.
As I look down on the view from my balcony I feel a swelling of pride in my creativity and finally giving that Uterus Rex what it deserved.
Chairperson Mao
Always a good day to read Lenin’s “Letter to American Workers”
I have a Uterus Ex. I removed the living Uterus Rex when I realized we were constantly at war with one another. Thankfully the Supreme Court of Despicable Trump Toadies haven’t seen fit to outlaw a hysterectomy. They’ll get there.
I have my Uterus Ex stabbed through on a pike which I display in my front garden. It has the MoveOn sticker, “Hands Off Our Bodies” right at the tIp of spike. The instructions on the back of the sticker instruct you to show it ofF proudly. And proud I am.
It makes for phenomenal conversation starters and unyielding dog yelping for anybody walking their dog past my beautifully manicured garden.
As I look down on the view from my balcony I feel a swelling of pride in my creativity and finally giving that Uterus Rex what it deserved.
Always a good day to read Lenin’s “Letter to American Workers”
I can almost hear David Attenborough now!